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Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1068	Posted - 2014.03.18 05:47:00 - [1] - Quote Here's a few I came up with a while back in the OOPE forum -- some were written for specific people, but I thought I'd put them here. They are my original creations: There once was a pirate from Siseide Arties or missiles he could not decide He finally chose beam and on them put Gleam Of all of his targets not one died this is a parody of the limerick in Ila Dace's bio I once saw a beauty named Erica Dusette She had the looks, she was all set Though her manner was wry And her posts were dry I would still say I'm glad we have met it's EVE-related because it's about Erica Dusette Have you seen the new Crucifier hull? Note just how it is no longer dull With two great fingers Its HP lingers Not all that far below full Ever since I learned about armor tanking I've started turning up my output of spanking With lasers that scorch And drones that torch I'm not so good at limerick last line making I made this one shortly after making two non-EVE limericks with failing final lines. Ask me if you want to know what they were. In Halaima, with lasers, mining an asteroid AFK with no tank, James 315 annoyed Bearing blaster turrets large Talos opened on the barge Like James' ammo, mining prospects Null and Void I made a limerick about this video: 6yo Skye playing Eve Online A pirate in Amamake saw an Ibis go by With pilot named Donna, he knew it was Skye She aligned to Osoggur gate The pirate's guns fired too late He raged on Scott's video "You're teaching a lie!!" Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1068	Posted - 2014.03.18 06:05:00 - [2] - Quote Fresh limerick: Executioners, Atrons, and Slashers I fly Only fast frigates with the throttle turned up high Glitter's my name Speed is my game That red streak is my shirt speeding by Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1068	Posted - 2014.03.18 07:19:00 - [3] - Quote One about my new ship: Fit up a Cormorant with 150s, this new ship of mine Filled up with range mods hits out to 109 I bet you think you're safe, you do A cormorant couldn't hit you Not sure what you're on about, I can hit you just fine Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1068	Posted - 2014.03.18 18:17:00 - [4] - Quote There once was a pilot named Cecil Montague He wanted to play Barbie, not fly his pod-a-goo He finally undocked His ship got locked He'll have to update his clone-a-new no hate, it's just the words that rhymed :) I have to say no for now on that door, though I think it shall definitely open to us one day. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1068	Posted - 2014.03.18 18:27:00 - [5] - Quote T'were a few pilots tried to train above par Found game imbalances that made them go "Yarrr" But CCP did tweak And these fellas did freak Who am I kidding, they outnumber me by far Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1068	Posted - 2014.03.18 18:30:00 - [6] - Quote Andreus Ixiris wrote: There once was a pirate from Rancer Who hired an exotic dancer But when under the covers He quickly discovered What he thought was a girl was a man, sir. There once was a dancer from Rancer Who was hired on by a man, sir But when the tests came back She had a heart attack What she thought was a man was a girl with cancer Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1069	Posted - 2014.03.18 18:42:00 - [7] - Quote A dirty-mouthed pilot from The Scope Got his mouth washed out with soap The ladies he met saw fit For a man to posess wit For without the right words he had no f++cking hope Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1069	Posted - 2014.03.18 19:46:00 - [8] - Quote Twas a Gallente lass named Jen Takhesis Smacktalk was her game, other toons her thesis She wrote one or two About me and you While her ships were blown to pieces Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1069	Posted - 2014.03.18 19:52:00 - [9] - Quote Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm The Succubus looks meaner But the Revenant is cleaner Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1069	Posted - 2014.03.18 19:56:00 - [10] - Quote Carriers and dreadnoughts and titans, oh my! Can each be flown with only one guy Their warp speed is slow But with jump drives show That a fast ship isn't enough to get by Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!

Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1071	Posted - 2014.03.18 22:15:00 - [11] - Quote not an original, but a parody of Old Woman in a Shoe There was an old carrier who lived in Otou Had so many fighters didn't know what to do She sent them to HED With nary a dread They spanked them all soundly and made them go dead EDIT: 100! Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1072	Posted - 2014.03.19 02:38:00 - [12] - Quote 'Twas a Quafe drinker named Nick-en Thought Erotica 1's avatar quite kickin' I shouted wait a nip Put rubber on the tip Before you risk to put your d+¡ck in Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1074	Posted - 2014.03.19 17:05:00 - [13] - Quote Of these limericks, none other than mine are neater Although many others here may be sweeter I read over my lines In my head several times At least mine follow the rhyme and meter Other limericks here may be fouler than cleaner With lines in them that are ruder and meaner But there's more to writing lines Than using "bad" words at times Not that I'm saying mine are better, just that the rest here aren't exactly great either. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1074	Posted - 2014.03.19 20:12:00 - [14] - Quote Volar Kang wrote: Limericks, like all poetic forms, have a set of rules that you need to follow. The rules for a limerick are fairly simple: They are five lines long. Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with one another. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other. They have a distinctive rhythm (which IGÇÖll explain shortly) They are usually funny. source The 3rd and 4th line are short and concise, usually such that the reader can glide across them. 1, 2, and 5 are longer. Writing a good limerick can be tricky With readers who're all so picky But if you slap Up some bland crap Peeps on the forum will think it's icky Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1077	Posted - 2014.03.20 02:28:00 - [15] - Quote Tolle, Manarq, Ourapheh, Botane, and Dodixie These plus Carirgnottin mark the path from Odixie The path may be far To this distant star If made in a shuttle, it isn't so rixie I turned at Manarq to get to Sanctum Emsar then Arnon, where I thanked em Those sisters and that arc Made me ISK till dark All those rogue drones my destroyer tanked em Twas not long before I departed again to Emsar Once again to Manarq, and Tekaima after Tar That ISK paved my way For shooting miners AFK And the rat kills kept my sec status above par Since I'm here, I might as well run a mission Beat some pirate ships to submission I didn't get nearly enough LP To buy from CONCORD's store, you see They kicked me out of station because I couldn't pay admission Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1077	Posted - 2014.03.20 02:34:00 - [16] - Quote There once was a dirty man named Mitten Those who crossed his path looked bitten He once went too far A man's rep he did mar He should do it again, I'm smitten disclaimer: I don't actually support what The Mittani did to that guy. It was too far. But everything else he does that is almost too far is totally great :D Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1077	Posted - 2014.03.20 02:51:00 - [17] - Quote In a small frig sailed a pirate chick Through carebear infested waters thick She dispatched a few They screamed as they do "OMG man why you gotta be such a..." ...pain in the neck? Twas a pale gal playing EVE in a ship that's bigger Than the brains of the carebear she beat I figger She played as Minmatar Male Brutor her avatar Twas heard in local: "I just got beat by a..." pirate who's tall, dark, and handsome! A young man was ganked, to the GMs he did snitch They tore up his ticket and hit him with a switch The pirate came in And said to him "Lady, you suck. You play like a..." puppy with clumsy paws. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1086	Posted - 2014.03.20 19:20:00 - [18] - Quote Khergit Deserters wrote: Erotica 1 wrote: Oh noes! I failed the rules! You forfeit your isk deposit, no double return for you. The biggest scam, the one that scammers fall to Is the one that says scamming trade posts pays, too But just look at histories around No successful contracts found Yet there they are in local, hoping their dreams come true Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1089	Posted - 2014.03.21 23:09:00 - [19] - Quote Rupee Rue wrote: You clearly have not seen my contracts You may want to change out those contacts The ones in your eyes Stop believing the lies And face the legit ISK making facts. ;) Of course there are those who get alts and/or friends to make fake payouts, or others have plenty more ways of convincing the playerbase they are as good a scammer as all the other "successful" ones. You'll never admit defeat because that would crush your ego, and you still believe that one day a really good one will come along and make all that wasted time worthwhile. You try and try, with each new scam finer You say "I can do this, I'm no whiner" While others earn steady Their cash is ready And your financial growth was beat by a miner Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1090	Posted - 2014.03.22 03:42:00 - [20] - Quote Volar Kang wrote: You are getting much better at this. I absolutely agree. Twas a bad limerick writer named Lancelot His terrible writing failed to make sense a lot But Glitterstim's were worse Verse by bad verse Glitter's rhyming schemes will make you wince a lot Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!

Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1093	Posted - 2014.03.24 16:32:00 - [21] - Quote A guy once AWOXed his corp to cause a commotion But instead of being kicked, he got a promotion Now he can't get out Watch him scream and shout As they chase his +áss across the great black ocean Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1093	Posted - 2014.03.25 02:24:00 - [22] - Quote Reader discretion advised: the following limerick is very poorly written and should not be read by anyone. I took to dinner with me a lady She was Caldari, worked for Lai Dai "That's a man!" Shouted a man When I saw the bulge I said "mayday!" Edit: I think I just posted my worst yet in immediate succession after my best yet. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1099	Posted - 2014.03.27 06:23:00 - [23] - Quote I compiled a list of what I believe are my best works: There once was a pirate from Siseide Arties or missiles he could not decide He finally chose beam and on them put Gleam Of all of his targets not one died A pirate in Amamake saw an Ibis go by With pilot named Donna, he knew it was Skye She aligned to Osoggur gate The pirate's guns fired too late He raged on Scott's video "You're teaching a lie!!" Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm The Succubus looks meaner But the Revenant cleaner Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm A guy once AWOXed his corp to cause a commotion But instead of being kicked, he got a promotion Now he can't get out Watch him scream and shout As they chase him across the great black ocean Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1101	Posted - 2014.03.27 21:39:00 - [24] - Quote Crompton Aberforth wrote: There once was a GÇÿgirlGÇÖ who played eve. Ja? Oh come on, I just donGÇÖt believe ya! Half the toons are a bloke. The other half joke, And tell everyone theyGÇÖre a sheila! Ventrilo reveals all, and yes, women play EVE. They're mostly found in highsec doing PVE. EVE Online is a game about spaceships Shooting, pirating, mining or scanning blips But the women I fear Play fewer styles here They work mostly for the agents' tips Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1101	Posted - 2014.03.28 17:34:00 - [25] - Quote OP can you post the runners-up in a separate thread? I feel like those who posted limericks first got a clear advantage as later thread readers liked their posts. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!

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